Mister B Simple Gag

Delivery can be made to destinations within and outside the UK. All items are discreetly packaged under plain cover.

Orders placed Mon-Fri before 2pm (UK time), will be dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 2pm will be dispatched the following day (Monday if placed after 2pm on Friday). Delivery timescale for the UK is 2-3 days. This is a guideline and not a guarantee.

All packages are sent via the UK Royal Mail.

All overseas orders are sent via Air Mail and can take between 9 and 21 days depending on where you are in the world. Every effort will be made to deliver your goods within the time stated but we cannot be held liable for any loss caused to you for late delivery. Please note that when shipping goods across international borders, they are liable to be opened for inspection by customs authorities. Please be aware that it is your responsibility to check the legality of products within your own country. If seized by your local customs office, we will NOT be liable to refund or replace the order in any part.

• UK orders - £2.95 - Free on orders over £20.
• UK orders with Recorded Delivery - £3.95
• UK orders with Next Day Delivery (orders must be placed before 2pm Mon-Fri) - £10.95
• European orders with Standard Delivery - £7.50 
• European orders with Tracked Delivery - £15.00
• International orders (outside of Europe) with Standard Delivery - £12.50
• International orders (outside of Europe) with Tracked Delivery - £20.00
• If goods have not been received within the stated delivery time you may contact us by e-mail or phone.

Countries we DO NOT accept orders from and DO NOT deliver to

We do not accept orders from the following countries:

Malaysia, United Arab Emirates, North and South Korea, Colombia, Brazil, Russia, Romania, Saudi Arabia

Please inspect your goods upon delivery of the package. We are sure you'll be satisfied with your purchase but should there be a fault/problem with any item(s) then simply phone us first so we can instruct you how the item should be sent back to us. Our number is 0207 062 8881. Alternatively you can email us at orders@bentshop.com

Our Returns address is:

Bent Shop, Unit 23 Zennor Trade Park, Zennor Road, London. SW12 0PS United Kingdom

All returned items MUST be unused and in their original packaging, unless your item is faulty.